Somebody Knows I haven't Slept with an African

I gave blood!!!!! Yes! Scratched off on my list of things to do for the rest of my life : Give BLOOD for the First Time. I'm ecstatic; I'm also genuinely happy because I didn't fall or faint or throw up like all the other dorks that can't handle the simple process of extraction of bodily fluids. What wimps. Actually, I'd get a lot of attention if I fell down or fainted. I'm due for some of that by the way. Anyways--- It's so funny how people crash on the desks at the library. Mouth gaping, saliva slowly receding and following through the line that gently grazes the wood of the desk, whimpers from fluffy dreams. The library's the one place where hell is not apparent. Its intention is to pull the intellect from you, but ends up rekindling your love of quiet and peace. Now you can finally think about things your not supposed to.